If you’ve followed my blog for a while, you know that each New Year’s Day is a big event at our place. We host an annual New Year’s Day Open House where we invite friends, family and neighbors to join us in celebrating the arrival of the new year. What you may not know is the amount of stress this event causes. It’s not about having to cook for three days or so or even making sure there is enough beer and wine available for our guests. The issue is making sure our house is ready for our annual inspection visit from my mother!!! Don’t get me wrong, I love my mother, and next to my wife, she is the most important person in my life. Unlike my mother (can you imagine an Asian version of Martha Stewart), however, my wife isn’t as neat and orderly as she is. Every year, as we get prepared to host our open house, I go into panic mode. Got to get things picked up and put away. Have to clean the entire house, have to make sure everything is perfect, have to get all the food prepared. And with all the things to do, there is always something that gets missed. This can cause friction, stress and chaos!?!?! Ugh. Do you remember the episode of “Friends” where Chandler puts up his right hand and says, “rock”, puts up his left hand and says, “hard place,” and then puts his head between his hands? That used to be me!!!
That has all changed this year! I’ve recruited a team of professionals to help me this year, and I’m actually excited about having a stress-free New Year’s visit with my dear mother!!! There were a couple of things that needed to be fixed: 1) Ice-maker: our ice-maker has been out of order for the last few months. Got Nick’s Appliance out here to look at it last week. He stopped by yesterday morning and replaced the motor. We now have a working ice-maker and don’t need to stop at Rotten Robbie’s on the way home any more!; 2) Leaky faucet and tilting dishwasher: both were taken care of by Scott the handyman. Thanks, dude. Appreciate your help with fixing the plumbing under the sink.
This year, though, I went a couple of steps further and brought in some real professionals. I brought in a team from Merry Maids to actually clean our house and brought in Mike from ZeroRez to clean our carpets!!! Can’t tell you how happy I am about my decisions about these two companies. The biggest stress for me has been getting the house clean, and it has been a challenge because I need to get my dear wife to put things away before I clean, and unless things are put away, I can’t clean or get the carpets cleaned. This year, I took a different approach. I scheduled an appointment with my local Merry Maids franchisee and got an estimate on their services. I then told my wife that things needed to be picked up and put away by a certain date, and then my team of professionals took care of the rest. Have to say, I am pleased with the results so far. Our Merry Maids team arrived at noon yesterday and got to work right away. Our biggest challenge was ensuring our dog was distracted enough to stop barking. While we were forced to be outside, I dismantled and discarded our old back yard gazebo, pulled the weeds out of our back patio, and cleaned up and vacuumed our garage. By the time the Merry Maids were done, I was exhausted. Our final inspection with Merry Maids left me feeling great. The house was simply immaculate. Even our trash and recycle bins are clean. Called our best friends, Pam and Dave, over for dinner to show off our clean house! Great job, Merry Maids. We ordered some Chinese food from our favorite Chinese restaurant and had a great dinner. So nice to be able to just sit around the dining room table and enjoy a meal!!!
This morning, right on queue, ZeroRez arrived to clean our carpets. Mike did a great job in cleaning our carpets. He was very thorough and paid a lot of attention to detail. Again, our biggest worry was keeping Missy calm as Mike did his best to clean up her messes. While this was going on, I found myself energized enough to tackle some more detailed tasks in getting ready. Cleared out our front porch area, cleaned the door and got into some detailed cleaning the standard services from Merry Maids didn’t cover. Have to say that the house is looking and feeling great. I am sure my mom will find something to complain about when she arrives tomorrow. I am fine with that. Will be more concerned if she isn’t her usual fiesty self. Monku, monku, monku…you know the next three words if you understand Japanese-American English!!!
So will be having brunch tomorrow with my cousin, my aunt and my family! Will officially take custody of my mother at the end of brunch tomorrow. Don’t think there is anything she can complain about (see above comments about “monku”) but will see how things go!!!
More posts to follow about our progress this week. Wish me luck as we get ready to ring in the new year.
Cheers,
Darren
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